Wednesday, September 22, 2004perfect man
i typed this some time ago. and like. whatever!!!! =)
yes! i shall now elaborate on the theory of the Perfect Man.
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in the beginning, there was the Perfect Man[PM](come on, we all know he existed). okay maybe there were more. THERE HAVE TO BE MORE.
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the allele for perfection[p] is recessive to the allele for imperfection[P]. *smirks*
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every woman out there wants to be the PM's girl(we all know that too). and well. so the PM married an imperfect woman.
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in bio, we learn that when a homozygous recessive and homozygous dominant mate, we have children who are heterozygous. i.e. if man[pp] mate with woman[PP] we have children[Pp]. so we have not-so-perfect children.
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in other parts of the world there are also many not-so-perfect children.
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these not-so-perfect children hooked up with each other. so when the man[Pp] mates with the woman[Pp] we have a 25% chance of getting a imperfect[PP], 50% getting a not-so-perfect[Pp] and 25% getting a perfect[pp].
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as you see, the perfect man's chances of survival are slim.-now we have to take into account gender. a man's sperm can wither be X or Y. a woman's egg only carries the X chromosome because WE ARE FEMALE BABY!! anyway.
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we will have a 50% chance of getting a male[XY] and 50% female[XX].
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as we all know, there is no such thing as a perfect female. we are not perfect. we are pms-y and cramp a lot. owww. and! we like to complain and spend your money ;)
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so. what are the chances of a heterozygous couple producing a homozygous recessive child[and has to be male, too]?
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now, let's do some math.
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probability[perfect male child]
= 50/100 x 25/100
= 1/20
= 5%.
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anyway, who has 100 children just to check if 5% will be the perfect males? zilch nada.
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now, the chances of getting a perfect man are 5%. so we have 95% of the human population being Imperfect or Not-so-perfect. lets say you're one of the lucky few parents who have a perfect male child!![conrats you]
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what about corruption, then? all the violence and gore and crap. this corrupts the vunerable mind of the Perfect Boy. leading him to be not-so-perfect after all. environmental conditions play a BIG ROLE in the perfect man's life.
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we have established that only 5% of the F1 generation will have the genotype [pp]. therefore, having them mate with others who are either [Pp] or [PP] will result in the lessening of the perfect man's chances of having a proper heir. leading to the chances of you finding a perfect man to be 1 : infinity.
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what can we do to save this dying species of men?-answer: absolutely nothing. we're not-so-perfect ourselves, remember? xD
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biology, logic and emath all rolled into one. wait till i start dy/dx-ing them. hahahahah.
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poor men.
man. what was i thinking?! heheh thanks grace!! =)
whole thing's in [dx]. =)
genetics rock.
* s w e e t heart`x @ [[8:49 AM]]